The game was fun and exciting at first. Things were moving and it was looking to be a great game. But by the second quarter, the game was looking as bad as "Employee of the Month." Once it hit half-time, Jessica left her fancy window seat and bolted out of there. I thought she left the game but those watching at home told me that she just moved further back into the box suite. But switching seats didn't matter because the game just kept getting worse. By the fourth quarter, it was evident to me that we were not going to win.
The good news was that we were seated near a very angry woman who stood up and SCREAMED vulgarities throughout the game to everyone from McNabb to Romo to Owens. Of course, only those of us lucky to be sitting in that section could hear her insightful words of wisdom. My favorite of the night was, "McNabb, you pussy! Go put a fucking brace on your shitty knee and go warm that fucking bench!" I kinda wish the players could have heard her potty mouth because she was f-ing hilarious!
The game ended (horribly) and we walked out of the stadium with some serious disappointment and some serious anger towards Jessica Simpson. I guess I can't really blame her for the Cowboys losing as she was not on the field. But I can blame her for being a fussy distraction. It just seems fishy to me that a team like ours could fail so miserably once she got onto the scene. It seems even fishier that she flocked to Romo only after he signed over his soul for $65 mil.
Despite/Because of it all M was very grateful and said he had a great time. Since the game was a wash, our favorite part of the night was meeting the bat-shit-crazy people in the audience and having fun ourselves. Here are some pics:
M and me on our way into Texas Stadium
M striking a pose after the game
Cowboys-Elvis and me
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